Do you have a job?

Do you like animals?

Do you like a girl who uses scarcasm, slagging, and banter as her love language?

Do you like dogs who do not believe in pesonal space?

You're not a baby and not afraid of a strong woman

You will ask if I want to see your penis within 24 hours of starting to text

It's your birthday and I want to plan a date for you. Describe your dream day out/in

Enter your phone number so I can get in touch with you after checking your answers